February 12

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Well, my optimism for February didn’t last long did it!

I used to quite like February as it’s over quick. But then suddenly you realise that the year is going far too quick.

I’m not even sure what I’ve achieved this month.

I had a date for Valentines! That’s not bad.

I then got dumped a week later. Could have been worse.

I tried to get rid of some grudges and even text my sister. That’s quite good.

I’m going to her hen party. Although not my decision.

I was horny. Can I have that to sum up my month?

I’m still just as lost and confused as January.

Bring on March!

January 12

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January hasn’t exactly been the best start to the year. Okay, that’s a slight understatement.

New Year

Yes. I made it into 2012. That’s quite an achievement. I didn’t die for all 365 days in 2011. This years a bit tricker. 366 days to survive.
I spent the New Year alone in my room, in my party dress. Not quite the start I wanted.

Drag
First time in a gay bar, I loved it! Who wouldn’t want to spend their evening having banter with a drag queen?

Anxiety
It returned. And misery loves company, so it brought something else with it, something much worse.

Contraception
I screwed it up as usual, but on the plus side, I went to the Dr’s. So I now have a Dr’s. Which was useful for when I got cystitis. Not so useful to not have the results from 6 days ago… *runs to the bathroom*. What’s the benefit of these Dr’s again?

Rock
I hit rock bottom. I couldn’t cope. And I lost everything.

Resolutions
Pretty sure I broke most of these, and the chinese ones too

I just managed to scrape one little thing back though. And you’re not going to like it.

February is going to be a better month. I will make sure of that.

December

So in the last month of the year what have I achieved..

Joined Twitter
Made a new account on which none of my family or friends follow me. @littlemisstress You can follow me though ;)
Type and Tweet

Told Mr Married Man I loved him
Wasn’t quite as a planned, but now I say it so much he’s probably fed up of it ;)
Little Words

Took a Pregnancy Test
Yes, I know, my paranoia got the better of me!
Wind Up Merchant

Survived Christmas (including seeing the ex!)
This I feel I deserve a medal for, although, I only survived 6 days and took a train at 7.20am on the 7th day.
Ghosts Of Christmas Past

Took the Morning After Pill
Not as easy as I thought it would be.
The Morning After The Afternoon Before

Hopefully in the new year I won’t have to take any more emergency contraception and no pregnancy tests until May! But we shall see..

November

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November is a pretty strange time to start a blog. Well I think so anyway. I would love to have started it in the new year, but I would have forgotten what I was going to write. Or started it in Spetember, but then I would have nothing to write.

Here’s my November:

Saw my best friends who I hadn’t seen in six months

I miss my friends, a lot. So I was very excited when I got to see them again on bonfire night and showed that they still love me even though I moved away. No one can ever replace them and I look forward to seeing them again at Christmas!

Became a Godmother to my gorgeous little niece

I recently became an Auntie! And now I have to show her the christian way… Erm… ‘Do as I say, and not as I do’ shall definitely be my motto for her!

Had a birthday

Yes, yes. Although I love to deny it. I’m getting old. Now where did I put that zimmer frame?

Worked twelve days straight

There is nothing more shattering than losing your weekend, oh no wait, that would be working 24/12 wouldn’t it? Yep, that was definitely an exhausting time!

Dated a man for a month without scaring him away

I tried, but there’s just no shaking him off yet.

Started this blog

Well, good thing he’s still around or I’d have nothing to write about ;)

Bought a bridesmaid dress for my sisters wedding

This day caused a lot of argument, disagreements, and cost me a fortune in picture messages, texts and phone calls. Oh, and the dress that cost £400! My sister better bloody like this dress I bought, not that she had much say in it.

Visited Winter Wonderland

I took the kids to the Winter Wonderland at Hyde Park. Paid a fortune for rides, and watched the toddler cry at Santa (Please leave her on the ‘nice’ list!)

Lets see what next month brings!