Beware What You Google

Beware what you google, because you may just find my blog!

I love looking at the search refers, because sometimes if you find my blog, it is completely just not what you’re looking for.

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mistress please shit in my mouth

This has the most hits! Sorry, but I am not going to shit in your mouth. I think you should be searching for psychiatrists

mistress mummy/ mistressmummy/ mistress-mummy/ mommy mistress
It is I… Unless you were looking for a mistress to suck on your tits?

sexwife
I’m not quite sure what a search like this is looking for. I get the sex, he has the wife. Could be what you wanted.

brown uggs
You like Uggs, you are welcome :)
Shoes day Tuesday; Uggs

letter to santa
You were probably a bit disappointed by my confessions
Letter To Santa

shortcut for mistress
There’s a shortcut to getting a Mistress? Oh, that would be the alcohol I guess..
My Story

what a mistress buys her married man for christmas
Wasn’t just me panicking about this… unless thats his wife searching that. and now hunting around the house for the items?
It’s The Time Of The Year For Shopping!

a funny letter to a mistress
Why would you want a funny letter to a Mistress? ‘Dear Mistress, She knows. Pack up the lube and run.’

santa letter via email
Not just me slacking on the traditional writing a letter ;)
Letter To Santa

mistress red
Na, that’s not me
Mistress

when do men grow up
They don’t!
When Do Men Grow Up?

cheeky lady
Why, thank you ;) *bursts out singing Cheeky girls*

falling for a marries
Easily done!
Never Fall For A Married Man

mistress uggs
You either were looking for a mistress in Uggs… or saw I had a post about them. Fess up ;)
Shoes day Tuesday; Uggs

mistress left me on christmas day
I’m intrigued by this one! Sorry to hear that. I want to know your story. Did she wait until you’d exchanged presents?

mistress baby nursery
Do Mistress’s decorate their nurseries different to everyone else then?

dont be so naive
Indeed.
Don’t Be So Naive

i want my friend as sex mistress
Keep dreaming, that’s never going to happen. The problem there is ‘friend’, at best, you could have friends with benefits

mistress
Yes?
Mistress

xmas drunk
Oh that was definitely me! Comments from my sister of You dance like you’re in a strip bar made it worth it ;)
She Must Be Drunk

www sister& brother sex tube.com
Sorry, What?! Incest? We have none of that on here thank you

foto mistress gallery
I bet you were very disappointed with the photo’s you found!
The Gallery; My Awesome Photo

mistress took me to ann summers
Yes! Good on her. We should be friends ;)
Foreplay… Whats that?

November

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November is a pretty strange time to start a blog. Well I think so anyway. I would love to have started it in the new year, but I would have forgotten what I was going to write. Or started it in Spetember, but then I would have nothing to write.

Here’s my November:

Saw my best friends who I hadn’t seen in six months

I miss my friends, a lot. So I was very excited when I got to see them again on bonfire night and showed that they still love me even though I moved away. No one can ever replace them and I look forward to seeing them again at Christmas!

Became a Godmother to my gorgeous little niece

I recently became an Auntie! And now I have to show her the christian way… Erm… ‘Do as I say, and not as I do’ shall definitely be my motto for her!

Had a birthday

Yes, yes. Although I love to deny it. I’m getting old. Now where did I put that zimmer frame?

Worked twelve days straight

There is nothing more shattering than losing your weekend, oh no wait, that would be working 24/12 wouldn’t it? Yep, that was definitely an exhausting time!

Dated a man for a month without scaring him away

I tried, but there’s just no shaking him off yet.

Started this blog

Well, good thing he’s still around or I’d have nothing to write about ;)

Bought a bridesmaid dress for my sisters wedding

This day caused a lot of argument, disagreements, and cost me a fortune in picture messages, texts and phone calls. Oh, and the dress that cost £400! My sister better bloody like this dress I bought, not that she had much say in it.

Visited Winter Wonderland

I took the kids to the Winter Wonderland at Hyde Park. Paid a fortune for rides, and watched the toddler cry at Santa (Please leave her on the ‘nice’ list!)

Lets see what next month brings!