Sexy Saturday; 10/3/12

This weeks theme is; Favourite Knickers

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These are from La Senza (RIP). I love them. They’re silky, and tie at the side with a cheeky message on the bottom!
The good thing about tie at the side knickers, you can wear them with stockings and suspenders, and not have the whole tangle getting them off! Ever tried to take knickers off whilst leaving suspenders on? It is actually impossible.
The bad thing about these knickers are men. They don’t understand. Seriously. How hard it to to pull on a piece of ribbon and they magically fall down? Oh so much easier for them to tie them in knots and ruin the ease of access and sexiness.
I may have to resort to crotchless knickers, they can’t mess that up surely?

So come on, what are your favourite knickers?

Your Sexy Saturdays!
Looking a bit empty here… :(

Next weeks theme is; Body Art

Dirty Little Whispers

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Sexy Saturday; 25/2/12

This weeks theme was chosen by myself; Lingerie

Please feel free to suggest themes!

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This week I bought a balconette bra. It’s something I would never buy. It’s lacy and not padded. None. Nothing. Nips out.

I hate my boobs. With a passion. Everyone in my family has big tits. Apart from me.

So I’m gonna post this, so when I’m old and wrinkly I can look back and be like oh, I wan’t that bad actually. When their big tits start to sag to their ankles, I think I’ll feel a bit better about my itsy bitsy ones. For now, still hate them.

Oh, I’ll give you a tip too. If you every get your belly button pierced.. make sure they pierce it straight! Mines wonky, adds character ;)

Your Sexy Saturdays!

Sexy Bee!

Next weeks theme is; Favourite knickers!

You all know what knickers are right? If anyone comes near me with the word ‘panties’ I will slap them.

Dirty Little Whispers

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Sexy Saturday; 18/2/12

This weeks theme was chosen by @LovesAGirl; Dress up

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WONDERWOMAN.

I must admit, I have never seen wonderwoman. But she is a woman, of wonder. And a hot one at that. So when Ann Summers had the outfit. I wanted it. Of course, it was never in my size!
For my birthday, Hurt Or Heal hunted it down for me!
Now, I just need somewhere to wear it to.

Next weeks theme no one has given me any requests is; Lingerie

Dirty Little Whispers

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P.S I updated the linky with the new blog name, please use it!

One down

I had the simpsons on in the backgroud this morning, one of the old episodes. I wasn’t really listening, but I caught this part:


“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it
all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad.
We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll
still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”
- Marge, The Simpsons

I think I’m now finished feeling sad. Thank you all for riding that out with me, and your support.

So set myself a mission this morning; To love myself.

I told Mr Married Man this morning that I hate myself. I didn’t want to get out of bed, or look in the mirror.

Why do you hate yourself? You’re funny, pretty, sexy, sensitive, caring and all around lovely. You’re everything I want, so don’t forget it. And I really appreciate you.

It’s nice to hear things like this, but people say things like that just to be nice. What they think you want to hear.

So seems as it’s Saturday, I thought I’d bring my sexy back!

#SexySaturday

So that’s one characteristic, that I may be able to check off. But is it for me to decide, or for you?

I guess it’s about me. So do I think I’m sexy?

Occasionally, when I make the effort.

*ticks box*

One down, a million more to go

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Sexy Saturday; 4/2/12

Apologies for missing out on my own Sexy Saturday last week, how shameful!
I just wasn’t feeling sexy at all. I’m not feeling much sexier today, but I pushed myself to do it. So as a little treat and apology! , I’ll let you see more than one photo ;)

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They say Leopards’s never change their spots. So that must mean my sexy side is still here somewhere!

This cost more than I would even spend on my own clothes. I didn’t pay for it, thankfully. Mr Married Man did. He has his uses ;)

I’ve only worn it once. It’s hardly every day wear right. I love the zip all the way up the back.
It’s one of those things that I can never work out how to subtly introduce it into the bedroom. So I snook off to the bathroom to put it on, fell over a few times trying to put stocking on (the bathrooms tiny) and was very conscious of the time I was taking in there!
Then, in true leopard style, I pounced on him ;)

Next weeks theme has been requested by Hurt Or Heal; Dirty.

Goodness knows what I’m going to do for that! I hope you all join in :)

Sexy Saturday

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Sexy Saturday 21/1/12

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Supposedly the perfect ‘seduce any man’ sort of dress. Does it work? ;)

I wore this on my 3rd date with Mr Married Man. Not that he needed seducing by that point.
I’m not a fan of suspenders. I love them, but they don’t love me. They are sexy, yes. But will they ever stay up on me? No. My suspender belt fell down, as did the suspenders. Not a class look wriggling down the street!
I stopped to pull them up discretely behind a post box making sure no one on the street could see. This required a bit of bum flashing to get the suspender belt back up. To my horror, after doing this, I spotted the two chefs behind me staring with big smiles on their faces. Bugger.

Next weeks theme: Leopard print. Show me the sexy.

Sexy Saturday

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Sexy Saturday; 14/1/12

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All you pervs will be disappointed this week ;)

I’ve toned it down, sexy doesn’t mean you have to be half dressed.

I thought I’d better add a theme. And it would help if I had given you a bit of notice on this right? Oh dear. I’m a bit of a fail at this. I need a linky too don’t I? One day I might be able to do this properly ;) Blooming amateur over here.

The theme this week; Curves In All The Wrong Places

Flaunt your sexy curves!

I have the silhouette of a childs wonky drawing. Fail. I need some Bridget Jones knickers!

Join in… Go on.. ;)

I’d also appreciate if anyone could tell me how you add those linky things at the bottom of the post?!

Next weeks theme; Little Black Dress

Ever woman should own a LBD, so go search through your wardrobe and shake the dust of it and show us all!

Go, go, go!

Sexy Saturday